Announcing the arrival of Milo Adelewitz, our newest and smallest bass player! I don't have the specifics. He weighs a few pounds, I think. He eats, he cries, he does other cute baby things, and on top of all that, he plays bass. But that's all I know.

More good news: T-Shirts Are Now On Sale. Available in two colors and a variety of sizes. Buy one today, and you'll have it in time for our next live show, which is exactly the point. We want you to go out and wear these puppies.

And let's conclude this hastily written e-mail with another casualty of Manhattan real estate. Our beloved Snitch, bar o' wonder, is closing for good. Did I mention we have T-Shirts?

Sean Goldman
In a Hurry, Armageddon Monks